"I have never lived on a ranch, but if I did it would most certainly be on Debby Schoeningh's. Who would have ever guessed that getting, kicked, head butted, pooped on and generally abused could be so much fun?! Debby’s real life humorous insights can be appreciated by those who live the real ‘ranch life’ and those of us who have never gotten closer than a bottle of ranch dressing."

— Leigh Rubin, Creator of Rubes® Cartoons