"I have never lived on a ranch, but if I did it would most certainly be on Debby Schoeningh's. Who would have ever guessed that getting, kicked, head butted, pooped on and generally abused could be so much fun?! Debby’s real life humorous insights can be appreciated by those who live the real ‘ranch life’ and those of us who have never gotten closer than a bottle of ranch dressing."

— Leigh Rubin, Creator of Rubes® Cartoons

Anyone who lives in the rural West, visits here, or wishes they lived here will appreciate Debby Schoeningh's new book, "The Horseless Rancher." It is hilarious. Debby has the unique ability to take ordinary events, common throughout the rural west, twist them around and wring out every ounce of humor and absurdity. This is not a Roy Rogers, Dale Evans western myth type of book.This is the real deal -- life on the ranch. I enjoyed every word and every photograph. I laughed out loud and read passages to friends. Great job, Debby! -- Rick Steber, western author

“When Debby Schoeningh writes about ranching, the romance of the Old West somehow is apt to get tangled up in the laughter and dragged behind the tractor. It's clear that Debby loves being a rancher's wife and chief cow-sitter, but she just can't take the job seriously to save her life.” —Stan Burroway, Retired Journalist