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Debby Schoeningh, author

Twisted Cow Tales

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Twisted Cow Tales
ASIN: B08JVKFVLJ
ISBN: 9798671471830

★Belly-busting laughs on every page!★

Debby has the unique ability to take ordinary events, common throughout the rural West, twist them around and wring out every ounce of humor and absurdity.

This is not a Roy Rogers, Dale Evans western myth type of book. This is the real deal — life on the ranch.

Whether you are in the business or just sittin' the fence you will get a hilarious, inside scoop on ranching from these homespun anecdotes.

This book contains the best of Schoeningh’s The Country Side stories in one edition!

 

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About the Book

“Anyone who lives in the rural West, visits here, or wished they lived here will appreciate Debby Schoeningh’s book. It is hilarious. Debby has the unique ability to take ordinary events, common throughout the rural West, twist them around and wring out every ounce of humor and absurdity. This is not a Roy Rogers, Dale Evans western myth type of book. This is the real deal — life on the ranch. I enjoyed every word and every paragraph. I laughed out loud and read passages to friends. Great job, Debby!” —Rick Steber, western author 

“I have never lived on a ranch, but if I did it would most certainly be on Debby Schoeningh’s. Who would have ever guessed that getting, kicked, head butted, pooped on and generally abused could be so much fun?! Debby’s real life humorous insights can be appreciated by those who live the real ‘ranch life’ and those of us who have never gotten closer than a bottle of ranch dressing.” — Leigh Rubin, Creator of Rubes® Cartoons

“When Debby Schoeningh writes about ranching, the romance of the Old West somehow is apt to get tangled up in the laughter and dragged behind the tractor. It’s clear that Debby loves being a rancher’s wife and chief cow-sitter, but she just can’t take the job seriously to save her life.” —Stan Burroway, Retired Journalist

“If this wasn’t so truthful it wouldn’t be so gall-darn funny. I read it straight through and I’m still suffering chuckles.” –Whit Deschner, author of the humor-award winning book, “Travels with a Kayak”

“Whether you are in the business or just sittin’ the fence you will get a hilarious, inside scoop on ranching from these homespun anecdotes. Debby Schoeningh’s perspective on how things happen out on the farm is a whole new look at the lesser-known moments in a rancher’s life.” — David Asson, author of “Bringing In The Hay”

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